Today Bernie gone to de vet and got my injecshun. Dat is so me will not get some howwible sick fings wong wif me. Uncle Lloyd look at Bernie vewy carefully and see if me is sick or anyfing. Bernie lost some weight. Dat is because Bernie has been twying not to eat too much dindins.
Uncle Lloyd say Bernie is nearly 12 years old. Him say Bernie is not a Spwing Chicken.
Oh Miaow miaow me hope de vet know de diffewence between a chookie and a pussy .
If him do not know de diffewence between a chookie and a pussy den him cannot pass his exams in vet school.
Dere be lots of puppy dogs going to dat vet to get injecshuns and fings and also some pussy cats what lives dere and someone bwing a new mummy pussy cat and her little baby kittens dere. She is a vewy busy Mummy pussy cat cos she got 6 kittens. Dem was dood little kittens and dem was not cwying,
Now me going to see my Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie