Thursday, 13 June 2013

Gone to de vet

Today Bernie gone to de vet and got my injecshun. Dat is so me will not get some howwible sick fings wong wif me. Uncle Lloyd look at Bernie vewy carefully and see if me is sick or anyfing. Bernie lost some weight. Dat is because Bernie has been twying not to eat too much dindins.
Uncle Lloyd say Bernie is nearly 12 years old. Him say Bernie is not a Spwing Chicken.
Oh Miaow miaow me hope de vet know de diffewence between a chookie and a pussy .
If him do not know de diffewence between a chookie and a pussy den him cannot pass his exams in vet school.
Dere be lots of puppy dogs going to dat vet to get injecshuns and fings and also some pussy cats what lives dere and someone bwing a new mummy pussy cat and her little baby kittens dere. She is a vewy busy Mummy pussy cat cos she got 6 kittens. Dem was dood little kittens and dem was not cwying,
Now me going to see my Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie


  1. Katy says:

    I'm getting vaccinations on Monday, and they're painful, I can tell you that! How do they feel for you?

  2. Hughie says:

    I love Bernie! And I like kittens! Elephants fly!!!

  3. Dat injecshun do not hurt Bernie cos Bernie is vewy bwave.
    Please do not be too wowwied about it little Katy. It only is vewy quick and it better to get dat little quick pin pwick dan to get a vewy big sick.
    Just shut eyes and fink hard about your Bernie fwend wot you is going to see soon.