Yesserday Jaffa and me was outside in de side garden. Bernie was having a nice little west under de big Kuwwajong twee and just den two MagPies came and sit on de fence. Bernie say y-y-y-y-y-y-y which is de fing wot means birdies in cat language. Jaffa look up and she see dem too. Den dat silly cat fink she is going to pounce on dem and get dem.
She was cwouching down weady to pounce and she was wiggling her little bum and waving her tail fwom side to side getting weady to pounce. Bernie fink "Ho hum" cos if she do pounce on dem big MagPies she get a big surpwise won't she?
Dem MagPies might eat her up for deir dindins.
But soon dem MagPies fly up into de twee and den dat little Jaffa can't see dem any more so she go back to chasing butterflies.
Luv fwom Bernie