Nuffing vewy interwesting happen today. Me had a sleep in fwont of de fwigerwater but dat was not interwesting. Evewybody keep nearly twipping over me. Dat a noosance. Go de uvver way. Can't you see Bernie is having a sleep?
Gwand-da talk on de phone lots but dat is just de same as evewy day.
Maybe my dood fwend Jacki come to visit. Dat will be dood.
Luv fwom Bernie