Sunday, 3 November 2013


My Hughie is learning how to swim. He is de cleverwest boy in Tasmania. Bernie can't swim and me is like a 64 year old person and my Hughie is only nearly 6. But maybe if him gets to be 6 him is gwowing up and him wants to learn how to swim so him won't get dwownded.
Bernie do not even like it when Gwand-ma spway dat hose on  Bernie. Me wun away fast. Me fwightened me will get dwownded in de hose.
When my Hughie can swim maybe him will teach Bernie and den Bernie will not be fwightened.
Do me need to get a little pair of swimming pants?
Luv fwom Bernie


  1. Katy says:

    No you don't and maybe you should just ask Grand Moogi to hose you so you don't keep that fear.

    Hughie says:

    I've only had three swimming lessons, and last time they asked me to nearly drown myself!

  2. OOOhh Dat is norty. Bernie will come down dere and bite dem if dem tell my Hughie to nearly dwown hisself again. Why dey do dat?

  3. Hughie says:

    They didn't really. They just asked me to jump in.

    Katy says:

    And I keep telling you you won't drown, because I have tried to stay under water for very long and I actually float to the top every single time.

    Hughie says:

    Well I should try that. Some day I'm going to be swimming like a dolphin. And it's not going to be any time soon!