My Mummy cousin wot is called Jacki came to visit. She is like my Mummy but she nawwower and got differwent colour hair.
Jacki and my Mummy talks and talks and talks and giggles and giggles.
Dem gone sumwhere yesserday and come home wif yukky fings and den dem all gone out to have dindins in a noo place.
Jacki got a vewy nice handbag. Bernie has been sitting on it and smelling it.
Bernie can find out lots about a person fwom deir hand bag.
Jaffa is fwightened of Jacki but me tell her "Don't be fwightened cos she is our cousin too and she is a nice cousin"
Luv fwom Bernie