Today Gwand-ma was cleaning de family woom floor and Gwand-da come to help her. Dem lift up de carpet in de family woom and dem find lots of little squashed lizards what Jaffa catch. She get dem in de garden and bwing dem in de family woom and den dem little lizards wuns under de carpet to hide fwom her and dem get squashed.
She have five in dere.
She say "Oh is that where my little lizzies went? I was looking for them."
My Mummy fink Jaffa must be welated to dat Heidi pussy cat what used to live here because she used to squash mousies.
Jaffa had nearly enough to make a lizard pie.
Luv fwom Bernie
Katy says:
ReplyDeleteI prefer cats to lizards, thank you!
Hughie says:
Elephants!