A big monster come to Temora‏

Hello evewybody, Dis is Bernie.
My Gwandma came home so she turn on her puter and now when she go and peg clothes on de line, Bernie jump up and send a email to his dood fwend Mr Ian Nicklas so he can wead it to all my listeners.
De uvver day, a Big monster come to Temora and he eat up all de elephants in Temowa.
Bernie wun and tell Heidi all about it. She say "Wow a big monthter come and eat all de effalumpth? When did he do dat ?" Bernie say "Just now while Bernie was asleep" Heidi say "Me woth awake and me did not thee the monthter." Bernie say "Well he come and eat up de elephants bewy fast".
Den Bernie get a dood idea. He say "Heidi, climb up in dat twee and see if you can see any elephants" So Heidi climb bewy high in a gum twee and she look all awound. She say "No, me can't thee any effalumpth" So Bernie say "Of course, dat is because the big monster come and eat dem all" Heidi litta eyes get bewy big. She say "Wow will dat monthter come back?" Bernie say "Dont wowwy litta Heidi. If dat Monster come back, just wun inside. He will not go in da house." So Heidi bewy glad she knows how to escape fwom dat monster.
Bernie wondering if anybody else see dat big monster. Maybe his cleber fwend Oscar see it when he flyin in his hekkalopter?
If anybody else see it, Bernie be bewy glad to hear fwom dem.
Luv fwom Bernie.