Noos and Voos fwom DeBoos

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Gweat concern has been expwessed about de disappeawance of a famous Temowa Wadio Stashun identity by name of Oscar.
My investigation committee compwised Claude - da pussy cat owned by Mr. Ian Nicklos, Heidi, my cute litta fwend wot libs wif me, our two dood fwends Rani and George who is puppy dogs wot libs next door to us with Mr. Weekes from White Wose Cafe and me, Baron Bernard De Boos, your cleber corri sponden.
We had a big meetin and we orl report dat many people ate big birds at Krissmuss and we afraid dat sumone eat Oscar.
A naughty cat down our lane catched a big galah and eat him all up. Maybe dat be Oscar?
We keeps lookin for clues and we keep you up to date with Noos an Voos fwom DeBoos.
If anybody see a cwashed hekkalopter please let us know.
Sum uver noos dat just came in :
Batman an Wobbin was bisiting Temowa an dey got wun over by a big cattle twuck. Now dey is Flatman an Wibbon.
Bernie