Speshul Noos but mostly Voos fwom De Boos

Dear Evewyone.
Dis is Bernie, your speshul email corrispondent.
First a big apology to anyone who heard dat bewy loud cwash dat I made yesserday.
Bernie twy to use de spell checker so his spellin be a bit betta for Mr. Nicklas to wead but it made de 'puter cwash.
Oh Miaow miaow, Bernie knowed dat his spellin is not so dood but it so embawwassing when using de spell checker makes de 'puter cwash.
Oh well Bernie is a bwave pussy cat so he just wait until somone find de 'puter and turn it back on and den he come and wite his email to TEMFM.
First I tell all my listeners de noos. My Gwanda is back home and him do not have dem bad pains any more. Dose doctors what is human vets fixed him up weal dood.
Me and Heidi and Gwandma and my Anney Mummy is all bewy happy now. However, - (dat a dood word Bernie learned )- however, Bernie's Anney-Mummy has a sore paw. It be bewy hard for a human when dey got a sore paw cos dey only walks on two and if one is sore dey has to hop like a kang - a woo.
My Anney-Mummy use a stick so she got a extwa paw to walk on. Bernie go and lick dat sore paw to make it better. Now here is de bewy important fing wot Bernie needs to say and maybe ask de listeners if dem can tell Bernie what to do. My Mummy hear our email de uvver day about dat cow - mow - noo - ah. So she explain to Bernie wot it is and why Gwandma put it on de litta plants. Den Bernie tell litta Heidi. Heidi say "Tho plantth eatth old dead plantth?" Me said "Hmm mow mow I fink so" Heidi say "Dat dreadful. Dat meanth dat plantth ith cannibalth. They eat theirthelveth"
Bernie agwee wif Heidi cos she is cleber. She know lots of fings. But here is annuvver fing wot we fink about. You know how pussy cats put little fings here and dere awound de place so other pussy cats will know dat dis place belong to Heidi and me? Well wot we do when one day dat cow come here and smell his smell and say "moo moo moove oot you poosy cats. Dis here is mooo cow territory" We wowwy about dat. Maybe some listeners can tell us wot we do about it.
Wuv fwom hoping Bernie.