Continuing investigation in Noos and Voos from DeBoos‏

From your speshul email witer, Baron Bernard DeBoos.
Our inbestigation committee is still twying to find out what happened to Oscar, de famus wadio personality.

First we was afwaid someone ate him for Kwismuss dindins.
Den we fink dat big bad cat down our back alley might caught him and eat him.
Den our cute litta fwend called Heidi wot is a white torta shell pussy cat made a important observation.
She notice dat dere is anuvver cleber birdie wot talks on da wadio and dat is Chicken Man. Maybe Oscar is weally chicken man an one of da cwooks dat he catches has got him. Now we are looking for a wansom note. Our cleber cateague (well we don't call a pussy cat a colleague - he has to be called a cateague) -Our cleber Cateague, Claude wot is a bootiful handsom owange cat and libs wif Mr Nicklos - our cleber cateague, Claude had a bewy dood look in da mailbox to find a wansom note. He find lots of letters and he looked at all of dem. Dey got a bit tore up when he opened dem so it was hard to wead dem but none of dem looked like a wansom note so we fwow dem all away. We don't want Mr. Nicklos to had a big mess of tore up letters. He would not like dat.
We tidy pussy cats. We bewy sowwy dat we cannot find Oscar. Our inbestigation is getting a bit bogged down. Bernie told dat committee dat we have to put Oscar in Gwandad's noo esky wif ice. Heidi say "Why you put Othcar in Gwandad'th ethky with ithe? Dat not nithe, Othcar inna esthky with ithe? Dat fweething!." an Claude explain to litta Heidi "Ma cherrie. Poor Oscaar , he ees a cold case now ma cherrie"