Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Anuvver home day

Bernie stay at home AGAIN today.
Isn't me a dood dood dood pussy cat?
But sumfing is vewy stwange.
Always my Gwand-ma go in de kitchen at din dins times and makes din dins. Today she do not. Gwand-da is gone sumwhere wif sumone and my Mummy and my Gwand-ma go sumwhere else to get din  dins  but nobody bwing Bernie and Heidi.
How can Bernie be de offishul tasting pussy cat if dey do not bwing Bernie?
Oh dear miaow miaow. Maybe dey going to get anuvver pussy cat to be de offishul tasting pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie


  1. Don't worry darling boy. We aren't going to find a new official tasting pussy cat. We just thought you might like a night off. After all, you have been very busy looking after the house and making sure Grand Da and Mummy don't work, and you made sure that Mummy got up on time this morning, so a night off is what you need, other wise you might be working too hard!

  2. Katy says:

    They're probably just getting take-away so I probably think they won't want a cat sticking its mouth into their food!

    Hughie says:

    Cats do love din-dins! Why does Bernie call it din-dins?

    Katy says:

    That's because it's a pussy cat. It calls clothes "fur", OK?