Bernie stay at home AGAIN today.
Isn't me a dood dood dood pussy cat?
But sumfing is vewy stwange.
Always my Gwand-ma go in de kitchen at din dins times and makes din dins. Today she do not. Gwand-da is gone sumwhere wif sumone and my Mummy and my Gwand-ma go sumwhere else to get din dins but nobody bwing Bernie and Heidi.
How can Bernie be de offishul tasting pussy cat if dey do not bwing Bernie?
Oh dear miaow miaow. Maybe dey going to get anuvver pussy cat to be de offishul tasting pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie