Today Bernie have to do some vewy important pussy cat work.
A naughty silver cat came into our house. He come fwough Bernie cat door in de laundwy.
Now evewybody know dat dis house belong to Bernie and Heidi so me say a vewy loud MIAAAOOOW to dat cat to tell him to go away.
He wun into de gawage and Bernie chase him in a corner and scweam MIAAOOW at him and punch him wif Bernie claw.
Dat naughty cat say MIAAOOW back and he wun away fast out to de laundwy and fwough dat cat door faster dan a speedin bullet just like SuperCat.
Bernie chase him fast fwough de cat door and him wun up behind our shed and go fwough a hole in dat fence. Bernie go up dere and teach him a dood lesson.
Now him won't come back here.
Me do not want dat big cat to hurt my litta Heidi.
It is Bernie job to make sure uvver cats stay away and do not come in our house or in our dood new garden what Unca Michael and Unca Wobert is making.
Phew me tired after doin dat cat work.
Luv fwom Bernie