My Mummy tell me dat dem fings is not poops. Dey just look like it cos dem comes out de back of dat funny machine. It make a nice edge for our garden.
Today my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and Gwand-da work out where our new vegetable gardens go but Bernie do not care about dat. Bernie is busy making sure dat no naughty pussy cats come here.
Also Bernie is de pussy cat what guards de steak when it is defwosting in de micwowave . Me sits on de bench near de micwowave and make sure nobody come and pinch our dood steak.
Dat a vewy important job for a pussy.
Luv fwom Bernie