Maddie is a dood pussy cat

Maddie do not bite Bernie tail and she do know how to give pussy cat kisses. She gives pussy cats kisses to evewyone. She gives dem to Bernie and my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da. She even twies to give dem to visitors.
So dat means she is a dood pussy cat.
She has been playing in Tilly's tunnel. First she sniff all along it. She can smell a pussy cat what was Tilly's smell still in dat tunnel. Den she came to our ornament cat called Daisy wot my Aunty Lily gave to my Gwand-ma for Kwismus. Dat Daisy was standing on de floor wight near de end of Tilly's tunnel. Maddie could smell a pussy cat so when she came to de end of de tunnel and she saw Daisy, Maddie fought dat Daisy was de pussy cat what she could smell. Maddie twied to give Daisy a pussy cat kiss but Daisy just fell over. Daisy is made of wood and she got a spwing for a neck and her head bobbles. When Daisy fell over, she made a big bang and dat fwightened little Maddie but she did not wun away. She just fought Daisy ione to sleep wif her eyes open so Maddie went and play in dat tunnel.
Maddie loves dat tunnel. It got fings hanging in it and Maddie pounce on dem and she peek fwough de holes in de side and she wun vewy fast up and down dat tunnel.
Dat is much better dan wunning fast and chasing Bernie and biting Bernie tail.
Luv fwom Bernie