Thursday, 15 August 2013

A dwinking fountain

When Polly was sick we buy her a dwinking fountain cos some pussy cats likes to dwink water wot is twickling along instead of water wot is staying still.
Now Uncle Tim gave us dat dwinking fountain when Polly gone to pussy cast Heaven.
De vet say dat Jaffa has to dwink lots of water so my Gwand-ma get dat fountain out and we give it a vewy dood clean and we put it dere for Jaffa.
She likes dat dwinking fountain but she still do not dwink out of it. She just likes to look at it.
She is a bit silly.
Bernie say "Hey Jaffa you is supposed to dwink out of it"
She say "Why don't you drink out of it then?"
Bernie say "Cos me do not like to dwink water wot is still alive"
Bernie will keep watching and see if she ever dwink out of it.
Luv fwom Bernie


  1. Katy says:

    It's not alive, it's just moving! [Laughs a lot]

  2. Oh Oh! Hmmmm how can dat water move if it not alive?
    Jaffa dwink it now.