Bewy hot in DeBoos Stweet‏

Hewwo all you nice listening peoples in Temowa.
Dis is Bernie.
We is bewy hot here in DeBoos Stweet.
Claude, wot is Mr. Nicklas pussy cat said he was going to ask if we could get some betta wevver because dis wevver is too hot.
He said he would ask Mr. Nicklas to get some uvver wevver instead of de wevver what he has been weading out on de wadio.
I fink Claude forgot.
Anyway, George, who is a puppy dog wot lives next door to us has got a good haircut.
He had long hair on him and now it is cut vewy short and we fink dat is such a dood idea.
Heidi said to me "Look at Mithter George. He hath got hith hair thort. Maybe he wont be tho hot like dat." Den she say "Maybe we can get our fur cut thort?"
Bernie say "Oh no! Dat Chinese Noo Year start soon. If we get our hair cut short we need to do it soon acause it be bewy bad luck to get hair cut in de first month of chinese noo year."
Heidi say "Wat you talkin about you thilly puthy?"
Bernie say "Dont you see on de telebision de uvver night when dey talkin about it all? Dey tell us dat if you get your hair cut in de first monf of de Noo Year, it bwing bad luck to your Mummy's bruvvers. Dat be my Unca Tim and Unca Paul. Bernie don't want to bwing dem bad lucks."
Heidi say "Well quick, we get thithors and cut our fur quickly quickly afor dat Chinethe Noo Year Thtart."
So dat what we do. Tomowwow I tell you if it be cooler.
Luv fwom Bernie