Found dat mouse

Hewwo Evewybody
Here is your ol' fwend, Bernie, again.
I is bewy pleased to tell you all dat Bernie catch dat mouse wot was hiding in my Mummy Bedwoom.
Bernie was vewy payshent.
He did not go outside and play unner de twees or sleep in de long gwass.
No, he knowed he must catch dat mousie cause it was in his Mummy's bedwoom.
So while Bernie's Mummy was sittin at her desk typing on her 'puter, Bernie sit dere bewy quiet and wait. Soon dat mousie run over Bernie's Mummy's feet. Bernie's Mummy is a bewy cleber lady. She do not yell loud and skweam like some ladies do when a mouse wun on deir feet.
She just sit still and wait and Bernie see dat mousie and he pounce on dat mouse.
Bernie make sure dat mouse don't wun away again. Now we all knows where dat mouse is. He is in Bernie's tummy.
Burp - scuse me
Dat de best place for mousies.
Luv fwom Bernie