Cooling Down

Hello to all my fans out dere in wadio land.
Dis is your ol fwend Bernie fwom De Boos Stweet.
Cat aint it hot!
Well you peoples might say "Boy ain't it hot" but I is a pussy cat so I say "Cat ain't it hot?"
Heidi, my cute litta fwend, got de dood idea dat we would cut our fur short and she say we get Gwand-da's sissors.
Well did you ever see a pussy cat twying to work sissors? Dem is lethal fings in a pussy cat paws - Dat is if we can even pick dem up.
We soon decide we better not cut our fur cos it too hard and we might cut our ear off or our tail or sumfing.
Bernie tell Heidi dat he has to tell his fans dat pussy cats can't use sissors and den she say "Wot? You got fanth? Well why don't you get thothe fanth and let them make uth cool?"
Bernie just say "Oh Heidi not dat kind of fans".
Den we just lie down for a nap cos we is too hot.
Later dat night it start waining. Heidi was outside and when he hear dat wain, Gwand-da get up and go out and open de door for Heidi to come in.
She come wunning in faster dan a speeding bullet and she wet all over. Gwand-da say she look like a dwowned wat.
Bernie just open one eye and say "Mow" which mean "Don't wake me up" but Heidi come over and start giving Bernie a cuddle and she all wet.
So Bernie has to help her get a good lick so she tidy up.
Wet cat fur Blech!

Bye bye fwom Bernie