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Friday 25 February 2011

A funny bisitor

Hewwo to my bewy speshul blog weaders.
Yesserday we had a funny bisitor.
Mr Nicklas come and wing our fwont door bell.
He say to my Gwandma "Can you mind Claude for an hour please because I am having a house inspection?"
Gwandma say "Of course" and Mr Nicklas pass Claude to Gwandma but Claude jump out of her arms bewy fast and wun away.
Den it look bewy funny cos Gwandma and Mr Nicklas was chasin Claude all awound de place but Claude wun home.
Dat bewy funny and Bernie lauf and lauf.
Den Gwandma go and get one of de pussy cat baskets wif a lid on. She get de blue one.
Mr Nicklas goes home and soon he come back cawwying Claude.
Den anuvver funny fing to see.
Mr Nicklas and Gwandma twyin to get dat Claude into dat basket in de middle of de woad. Well not weally in de middle of de woad but dey do not twust dat pussy cat out of de basket. Mr Claude gwowed 8 legs all of a sudden and he meow like mad.
Mr Nicklas nearly get his hand wipped off twying to get dat cat in dat basket but at last he in and dey shut de top.
Mr Claude bewy cwanky. He spin wound and wound in dat basket like he be in a washin machine.
Den Gwandma bwing him inside and after a while he happy. He hab some of our din dins and den he go sound asleep unner de lounge. And he snore.
Bernie come in and smell him unner de lounge but Bernie is a nice pussy cat. Bernie let him stay asleep unner our lounge and Bernie hab a litta sleep on de floor.
When Mr Nicklas come to bwing him home we all has to wake Claude up. We open de door den and he wun out and wun home hisself.
Dat Mr Claude was a bewy funny bisitor.
Luv fwom Bernie

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