My Katy tells me a vewy dood idea. She say I should have a cat door in my pantwy. Today me go down to dat noo house and ask Unca Gewward wot is de building person if me can have a cat flap in my pantwy.
Him say "Of course Mr. Bern. You is a very special butler and you must have a very good cat flap in your butlers pantry."
So dat fixed den.
You see Bernie is a dood pussy cat what always get fings done.
Me was going to go to de shops and buy lots of dood pussy cat din dins to put in my butlers pantwy. But me found out dat me can buy it on de 'puter.
Me just find a place what sell dood pussy cat din dins and me put in de numbers and den a man bwing it to de house.
Dat a much better idea.
Me do dat tomowwow.
Luv fwom Bernie