Today my Mummy goed to school and my Gwandma and my Gwandda goed away too. They have gone to bisit my dood fwiend Hughie and my dood fwiend Katy and I gived dem lots of cuddles to give to my dood fwiend Hughie and my dood fwiend Katy.
But before dey went away, I went outside to buttle somebody in, because I is a dood butla, but it was a scawy yellow monsta! It had a big hat on, and yellow skin and yellow wings and stripy black and yellow legs!
I meowed at it, which you know means 'Go away you big yellow monsta! I live here and you not come inside!'
But it didn't unnastand me and it went inside anyway! I twied to wun inside and warn my gwandma and my gwandda, but my gwandma said "oh Bern you are a silly boy! That's not a monster! That's your Mummy, dressed up."
But Bernie is not silly. Why my mummy dwess up like a big yellow monsta? I fink Gwandma is getting a bit siwwy in her head!
So I kept meowing and den dat monsta goed away and it was safe again. When my mummy came home I told her about dat monsta and she gave me a big cuddle and said I was vewy bwave!
Love from Bernie.