Oooh me has to huwwy up and do my blog before it turns into tomowwow.
My Mummy tell me a stowy about dat.
A pwetty girl was at de ball and her shoe turn into a pumpkin. Oh Cat! Me glad me do not wear shoes.
Dat mousie turn into a ugly sister cos de clock hit it. Dat norty clock hit de mousie twelve times. Dat is one two fwee twelve. Dat is quite alot.
and de pwetty girl wun home to her pussy cat.
Dat de best bit of dat stowy.
Now me has to wun away and hide before dat clock hit me.
Luv fwom Bernie