Soon we all be dwowned. What we do? Bernie can't swim. Oh No! Bernie never see so much waining. Bernie stay out of dat wain. Bernie sit inside or on dat fwont vewandah. Tonight while my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da was away at meetings, Heidi find anuvver scweaming fwoggie. It scweam vewy loud caus it get a big fwight when Heidi poke it. My Mummy come wunning out and get it away from Heidi.
My Mummy know de sound of dem scweaming fwoggies weal dood. She always wescue dem fwom Heidi. Bernie do not get dem. Bernie just watch Heidi.
When Berni finish witing him blog, Bernie is going to look on de 'puter and find where we can buy a boat in case dis wain do not stop. We will need a boat.
Luv fwom Bernie.