Fings what goes beep

In dis house dere is some fings what goes beep.
De washing machine goes beep when it finished washing dem clothes.
De micwowave wave goes beep when it is finished fawing out de dindins or cooking de dindins or sumfing.
Today my Gwand-ma put some yummy pork chops in dat micwowave to faw out cos dem was fwozen hard.
Dat micwowave spin dem wound and wound and dat how it faw dem out.
Den when it nearly finished it say a big loud "beep".
Bernie wuns to see it and den he say "Miaow"  to Gwand-ma which means "De micwowave is nearly finished". Gwand-ma open de door and wiggle dem chops and put dem back and pwess dat button.
Bernie jump up on de bench to watch dat micwowave.
Soon de micwowave finish fawing out dem chops and den it go a long "Beeeeeep".  Bernie say "Miaow Miaow" which means "Dem chops is weady now, me can eat dem" But Gwand-ma say we has to wait til dem cooked.
Oh well Bernie has a litta nap now while me waiting.
Luv fwom Bernie