Just me and Heidi today

Today Gwand-ma and Gwand-da gone away somewhere and den my Mummy gone away somewhere so me and Heidi minding de house all day on our own.
We minded and minded and minded.
Sometimes it wained and sometimes it beed sunny.
Two Giwwaffes came to bisit. Dey say dey got sore fwoats. Dat vewy sad cos dem fwoats was weal big.
Me find dem some cough medicine but it for humans not animals so me tell dem to go and see Unca Jim.
Den a big elephant come and we talk about dat time when Bernie fink a monster eat all de elephants.  We had a big larf about dat.
Den 8 zebwas come and say dey like to buy some new suits cos dem sick of stwipes. Me tell dem to go and see our dood fwend Unca Wick. He sell dood suits.
So we have lots of visitors to keep us company. Den Gwand-ma come home first and den she go away again and den she come back and Heidi be de butler and den my Mummy and my Gwand-da come home at last.
Luv fwom Bernie