Bernie wun to 'puter so he can wite on his blog stwaight away.
Bernie is a vewy clever cwossword doing pussy cat.
Gwand-ma and Gwand-da always do cwosswords.
Gwand-ma say "What is a pussy cat noise for "Where is the tomato sauce?" and stwaight away Bernie say "Miaow" and Gwand-ma say "That's right Bernie. You are such a clever pussy cat".
Bernie vewy pleased wif hisself.
Now Bernie has to wun back and hear what de next clue is.
Luv fwom Bernie.