Sunday, 15 January 2012

Pussy cat talk

De Uvver day evewybody say to Bernie "Bernie what you want? Why are you miaowing all the time??" Oh dem is so silly. Why do Bernie miaow? Bernie miaow cos him is talkin to evewybody of course. Dat why pussy cats say miaow. Dat is pussy cat talking. It not pussy cat singing or pussy cat finking - pussy cats do not fink much - and it is certainly not pussy cat farting. It is pussy cat talking. Now for all dem silly people what do not unnersatnd pussy cat talkin, now me tells you what it mean. When Bernie say "miaow" vewy vewy loudly dat mean "Get off my tail" When Bernie say "miaow" vewy loudly dat mean "Where my dindins?" When Bernie say "miaow" loudly dat mean "Where someone gone? Pussy cats do not say de name of de person what is gone cos you alweady knows dat. Pussy cats does not say fings wot dem do not need to say. When Bernie say "Miaow" at de door, dat means "let me in" or "let me out" When Bernie walks awound de kitchen and say "miaow" dat means "It time you cooked dindins and let Bernie have a taste. Dere is lots of uvver fings what pussy cats say. Here is a list of dem: Miaow - dat mean "Hows about you make me a nice new dindins? Miaow - dat one means "Me want a cuddle" Miaow - dat mean "Me want a dwink" Miaow - dat mean "Why doesn't you play wif Bernie" Miaow - Where de tomato sauce? Miaow - De postman came Miaow - What on de telebishun? Miaow - Get off dat chair cos Bernie want to sit on it. Now me hope you wemember all dem. Now you can unnerstand Bernie and don't say "What you want Mr. Bern?" Luv fwom Bernie'

1 comment:

  1. Miaow

    That means "that is so incredible useful."

    Miaow

    that means "actually not really that helpful!"

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