My Hughie say he wants to Skype him dood fwend Bernie.
Me waiting all day but dat Skype do not make dat Boo boop boody boop noise.
My Mummy is not here to take de sheet off de martoes and catty cums so Bernie go to do it. But dem martoes and catty cums say "Please do not take de sheet off cos we wants to have a dood sleep in today" so Bernie do not take de sheet away. Den Gwand-ma come and take it away. Dem Martoes and catty cums does not talk to Gwand-ma. Dem only talk to Bernie. Now my Gwand-ma put it back on again tonight.
When Bernie walking past dem dey say "Hey Bernie, take de sheet off cos we wants to stay up and watch de TV" but Bernie say "No it only Inspector Fwost and dat make you get your leaves fwizz." When de warm days and nights come, dose martoes will be glad dat dey had pwoper sleeps when dem was baby plants.
Luv fwom Bernie