My Mummy ask why don't Bernie tell evewybody dat she home again after she be gone to help Aunty Kim move in to her noo house.
Hmmmm me did not know dat Bernie has to tell evewybody about his Mummy.
Bernie fink all his fans only wants to hear about Bernie.
Anyway My Mummy come home and she step on my tail and dat hurt so me scwatch her. Me did not mean to hurt her. Me just got a big fwight when my tail hurt.
Bernie and Heidi and Polly has been taking turns eating and sleeping and lookin awound. We sometimes sleeps at de same time and even near each uvver because we all look for de best place to have a litta nap.
So if anyone weants to know what Bernie do all day here it is:
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Berne sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Bernie sleep,
Bernie wake up and go for a litta walk,'
Bernie has some dindins
Hmm you gets de idea?
Hrumph! Well Bernie I'm not sure I'm very happy with that entry. For a start, it wasn't me that stepped on your tail, it was your Grand da, and he only did that because you were sitting right where he needed to put his foot. You stuck your claw into me when I tried to stop you eating the wool that I was using to make your Aunty Kim's hat, and then you stuck your claw in me when you wanted to get on my lap.
ReplyDeleteI think we need to trim your claws my darling boy! I'm sure you don't mean to make your Mummy bleed, but you are!
And don't forget you have been doing some buttling as well.
I love you, even if you do keep drawing blood.
Oh yes, me forget. Dad was Gwand-da.
ReplyDeletePoor Bernie has beed in a state of shock after dat sore tail. Me can't fink stwaight.
And sanks you for weminding me. Yes evewy now and den a car come to our place so Bernie has to get up and wun wound de fwont of de house. Sometimes dat is a long way cos Bernie asleep inside de house and Bernie has to wake up and wun out de back door and wight awound to de fwont so Bernie can be de butler.
Dat why Bernie get so tired and needs lots of sleeps.
Katy says:
ReplyDeleteI have a program called Lua and how you say "I wake up, I go for a little walk, I have some dindins" lots of times, thats a little like how my program works with a FOR loop.
Hughie says:
I love Bernie's Blog. I wish you write it every night, even when you're sick.