It vewy embawwassing

Oh No! A sticky label come off de peanut butter and stick on Bernie tail.
Bernie walking awound wif dat Peanut butter sticky label stuck to my bootiful tail.
Evewybody laugh and say "Ooh here comes the peanut butter"
Gwand-ma say "Come here peanut butter. I want to spread you on my toast"
Bernie say Miaowow" what means "I am not peanut butter. I am just a pussy cat called Bernie"
Den Gwand-da say "Have you got any vegemite?" and he twy to put Bernie back in de pantwy. But Bernie say "Oh Miaow miaow. Please do not be mean to Bernie"
But den my Mummy come and say "Oh Bernie you have a label stuck on your tail like a flag" and she get it off for Bernie so peoples do not fink Bernie is de peanut butter.
Luv fwom Bernie