Bernie is de butler

Hello evewybody
Bernie discover dat he can say Hello after all. He do not need to say hewwo.
He gettin dood.
Did you all know dat in dis house Bernie has de job of bein de butler.
Dat is because Bernie has de best ears and he always know when sumone coming to dis house.
Sometimes Bernie is outside and he hear a car stop at our place.
Den he wuns wound de fwont vewy fast so he can see who comes and Bernie invite dem in.
Bernie is vewy polite to bisitors especially ones what give him a tummy tickle.
Sumtimes Bernie is inside de house and he hear a car stop out de fwont of our house.
Bernie go to de fwont door and say "Meow" so Gwand-ma or Gwand-da or Bernie Mummy know dat someone is coming.
Evewybody in dis house finks Bernie is a vewy dood butler and all our fwends like it when Bernie let dem in and say Meow.
Bernie likes it too when peoples come cos dey all gib Bernie a tummy tickle.
Wuv fwom Bernie
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (For Hugh, not for Katy)