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Hi dere Evewybody,
Bernie can now go to de 'puter because Aunty Barbi gone home early dis morning.
We always has a dood time when Aunty Barbi bisit. She give Bernie lots of cuddles.
De peoples was talkin about when Bernie was a baby pussy cat.
We lived wif Unca Tim and my cousin Polly Pussy Cat in Canbewwa.
A lady called Lauwen stayed wif us wif her pussy cat called Dibbler because deir flat burned down.
Gwandma was sick and so Polly used to take care of her.
Gwandma say dat Polly be her litta Polly Nightingale cos she a dood nurse.
Den Dibbler jump up and pummle Gwanma and so Gwandma say he be Dr. Dibbler and gib her a dood examination.
She say she got a dood doctor and a dood nurse.
Bernie was litta den but he want to help too so dey tell Bernie he can be de wardsman and keep dat bedwoom clean and tidy by emptying de bins and fings like dat.
So stwaight away Bernie turn awound and jump on a waste paper basket and tip it over and empty it.
Evewybody laugh at litta Bernie. Bernie do not wemember it cos him was just a baby pussy den.
But Bernie laugh when dey tell him last night.
Love fwom Wardsman Bernie.