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Monday 7 March 2011

Some Tempowawy solutions

Hi dere evewyone.
Heidi and Bernie has some tempowary solutions to de pwoblem I tell you about yesserday.
Heidi twying to hide her head so Gwandma wont get wid of it when she get wid of all de cats heads.
She hide her head behind de lounge and behind de door and under de bed. So all we can see of Heidi now is a tummy and two back legs wif a bum and a tail stickin up.
Bernie tell her "It no use litta Heidi. Evewyone know dat your head is wight near your tummy so dey can find your head easy as soon as dey see your bum and your tail."
But she just cwy and say "Oh Unca Bernie what we do?"
Bernie has anuvver idea.
Today Gwandma doing some sewing so Bernie help her wif his head so Gwandma will fink Bernie head is vewy useful.
First Bernie lean his head on de sewing machine to stop de material moving when it goes under de little bit what jumps up and down.
Den Bernie wub his head on dose sissors and push dem on de floor cos we dont want dose dangewous fings on de table near us.
Bernie hear Gwandma say dat she dont like bits of cotton evewywhere so he bite dat cotton weel and tell it to stop leavin bits of cotton awound.
You see Bernie head is vewy helpful so maybe Gwandma will not want to get wid of it.
But we not sure.
Please please can someone tell us poor pussy cats what we should do.
Sanksyou in anti pissiation
Wuv fwom Bernie

2 comments:

  1. Katy says:

    Leave everything alone and you'll be helpful. The very important part of being helpful is listening. My Daddy told me that.

    Hughie says:

    Why is there none licks?

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  2. Katy be such a vewy clever girl. Bernie twy to be clever but he is just a pussy cat.
    Bernie sowwy he forget to put licks.
    Here are some licks for Hughie:
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