Wailing at de moon

Hello evewybody again.
Here is Bernie to tell you about sumfing dat litta Heidi do today.
Bernie hear a funny noise like "wooo wooo wooo"
He go and have a look and he find litta Heidi sitting dere on the fwont vewandah makin dat noise.
Bernie say "What you doin litta Heidi?" Heidi say "I ith howling at the moon"
"Howling at moon?" say Bernie. "Only Puppy dogs howl at de moon. Not pussy cats"
"Well what doeth Puthy catth do? " asked Litta Heidi.
Bernie tell her "Pussy cats wail - we say Meow Meoooooow Meooooowwww"
So she say "Oh" and then she start going Meooooow Meooooow.
Bernie say "But what you wailing at Litta Heidi?" She say "I ith wailing at the moon"
Bernie say "Dat is not de moon. Dat is de chair what Aunty Mavis sit on when she waiting for gwandma to go for a walk in de mornin."
Heidi say "Well I doeth not know what the moon look like" so Bernie tell her dat it is wound and lellow.
So then she comes inside.
A few minutes later Bernie hears a Meoooow Meooooow noise comin fwom de kitchen.
He goes to de kitchen and Litta Heidi is sittin on de bench wailing at de apple pie what Gwandma made.
Oh dat litta pussy cat dwive me nuts.
She cute but ....
I tell her dat de moon is in de sky in de night time and dere is no moon tonight cos it not de cowwect moon time.
I tell her she has to wait a few days and soon she see a new moon and after a while it gwow big and wound.
She say "OK Unca Bernie" and goes to have some din dins.
Phew I hope she forget about wailing at moons by de time dat full moon come.
Wuv fwom Bernie
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