A wed Gene

Hellow Evewybody,
Me sowwy me did not wite dis email last night.
My Aunty Barbi is sleepin in de study and so Bernie could not sneak in and use Gwand-ma 'puter when she go to bed.
Bernie wanted to tell evewybody sumfing vewy important about pussy cats.
Did you know dat pussy cats does not have a wed gene? Pussy cats cannot see wed. (Dat why we do not get angwy)
Anyway if sumfing is purple it look like blue for a pussy cat and owange look like lellow and bwown look like mucky gween.
Bernie knows what colour humans call it because he wemembers dood.
Anyway today my Mummy and Aunty Barbi is going to Wagga to bwing sumone for a ultwa noise.
Dey is going to go to a shop where dey sell jeans.
Bernie hopes dey will buy him a wed one.
Sanks you,
Luv fwom Bernie.

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