Catching a long white stwiped snake‏

Hello Evewybody,
Here is Bernie.
Me vewy sowwy about yesserday.
My 'puter was a naughty puter and would not turn on.
Den my Mummy did sum fing to it and fixed it.
She vewy clever.
Today Gwandma was sewing.
Whenever she is cutting out matewial, dere is a long white flat snake wif black stwipes and numbers on it what comes and twies to bite her.
Bernie sees it wiggling down fwom de table and he always twies to catch it and bite it so it will not bite his Gwandma.
Sumtimes it goes awound her neck and sumtimes it does funny flips along de matewial.
Sumtimes Bernie pulls hard and makes it come on de floor and den he bite it hard and put his paws on it to make it hold still.
Today Heidi come and help Bernie.
We pull it on de floor and bite it lots of times and den it stop wiggling so we know it dead.
We don't eat it cause it dont taste vewy nice.
Den Gwandma say "Where's my tape measure? Oh it is on the floor"
Den she pick it up.
She lucky it dead uvverwise it bite her.
Den she say "Oh yuk someone's been chewing it!"
mmph! She do not say "Sanks you" to de two good pussies who saved her fwom gettin bit by dat naughty tape measure snake.
Sometimes Gwandma just does not appweciate Bernie and Heidi.
I sure my dood listeners and blog weaders would be gwateful if Bernie kill a tape measure snake before it bite dem.
Wuv fwom Bernie
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